Oh my, internet, will your wonders never cease? Here’s the old school 1994 Knicks theme song. A younger me memorized this and all the later versions.
Ah the good ol’ days. I love it. See the 1999 version after the jump. (more…)
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Go New York Go New York Go
Posted: 09/18/2010 in SportsTags: 1994, knicks, nba, new york, new york knicks, video
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Local Politician Screams Like A Crazy Man
Posted: 09/09/2010 in PoliticsTags: awkward, crazy pants, funny, screaming, video
Here is a video of Phil Davison, the Republican candidate for Stark County Treasurer screaming like an insane person giving some sort of speech. I think it’s clear he’s on the cocaine or the meth or some sort of amphetamine. It’s starts a little slow, but it just keeps getting crazier and crazier and louder and louder and he just won’t stop.
It’s just so crazy that I had to share it here. Listen for his voice to crack like Brian Posehn.
Wow. Yea. I kept expecting him to say “I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!” Chris Farley’s corpse should sue. This guy stole his shtick.
Fake New York Post Ad
Posted: 08/26/2010 in HumorTags: advertising, fake commercial, New York Post, New York Times, newspapers, video
Ah, this makes me homesick. I don’t know if people across the country know what it’s like to see the New York Post everyday, but this pretty much sums it up. I love it. I will never get enough of New York Post mocking.
This is actually a double whammy because it mocks the stupid New York Times ads that seem to run all the time. Just think, someday you’ll be able to tell you’re kids that you watched an internet video mocking two different types of newspapers at once. It’ll be like when your parents tell you about an old tv episode making fun of 8-tracks.
Cee-Lo’s New Single Is Fucking Amazing
Posted: 08/21/2010 in MusicTags: awesome sauce, Cee-Lo, music, video
Cee-Lo just released a new song titled “Fuck You” on his youtube page. It’s off his upcoming solo album Lady Killer. I have no idea when the album comes out, but I want it so bad. If the rest of the songs are half as good as this one it’ll be a classic. Take a look and listen:
I’m in fucking love with this song. I’m gonna dance to it for the next week.
Holy Fuck! Hard Knocks Has Started!
Posted: 08/14/2010 in SportsTags: hard knocks, hbo, jets, nfl, rex ryan, video, [you
Hard Knocks has started! And this year it is my beloved Jets under the spotlight! I’m sooooooo excited.
You know what this means don’t you? FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL!!!! FOOTBALL IS HERE! This is my most wonderful time of the year. I haven’t watched the first episode yet, but have seen this profanity laden speech given in the beginning by Rex Ryan:
Fuck yes! I love you, Rex. That got me pumped the fuck up, godammit! Let’s fucking do this thing!
J-E-T-S! JETS JETS FUCKING JETS!
Proof That The 80s Sucked: The McDLT
Posted: 08/11/2010 in Advertising, Celebrities, Proof That The 80s SuckedTags: 80s, advertising, Bruce Willis, fast food, Jason Alexander, McDLT, McDonalds, proof the 80s suck, video
I’m well aware that over the years fast food companies have come up with a variety of gimmicks in order to renew interest in their franchise. Even today, all you need to do is look at all the talk about KFC’s Double Down to see what I’m talking about. But the McDLT is by far the fucking dumbest of all these “inventions.” Sure, the double down is a heart attack in a wrapper, but there’s clearly a market for that. The McDLT? Well, that’s another story.
For those who do not know the McDLT was a burger that came in two attached styrofoam compartments so that on one side you would have your burger and on the other side you would have your lettuce and tomato. This supposed point of this was to keep your burger hot and to keep the lettuce and tomato cold. Yes, that was the fucking ingenious promotional gimmick that only the 80s could wrought. Because I know my biggest problem when chowing down on a fucking McDonalds shitburger is that the lettuce and tomato are just too warm. (more…)
Legalize Marijuana
Posted: 07/30/2010 in PoliticsTags: awesome sauce, legalize it, marijuana, politics, video
Here’s an amazing video that gets the point across in one of the most stylish and entertaining ways possible. There’s a lot more to this issue, though, and I intend to touch on it many many times in the future.
Thanks to Andrew Sullivan for pointing this out
The Best Clip Ever
Posted: 07/28/2010 in MusicTags: awesome sauce, happiness, johnny cash, ray charles, soul, video
This is Ray Charles performing “Ring of Fire” on Johnny Cash’s show. It’s truly a mesmerizing video and completely validates the internet’s existence. Watch for yourself.
I first found this one night over a year ago. Maybe two, maybe three. It was late and I was feeling anxious and despondent. Nothing seemed to be going right. It just all seemed so doomed. Then I stumbled upon this clip and suddenly I felt like everything was going to be okay.
To this day I know I can always watch this video whenever I’m feeling down and it will make me feel better. It soothes my soul. As long as you have a soul, this will tickle it in just the right way. It’s just right.
Proof That The 80s Sucked: Eddie Murphy’s Singing Career
Posted: 07/27/2010 in Music, Proof That The 80s SuckedTags: 80s, eddie murphy, proof the 80s suck, shitty music, video
In our first installment of this hard hitting series we looked the Aerobics Championships an embarrassment to exercise, Crystal Light, competition, humanity, and Alan Thicke. Today’s international disaster proves to be a low point in both music and Eddie Murphy’s career (a career, mind you, that features Pluto Nash and Norbit).
The 80s were an era of celebrities thinking they can do anything, completely lacking self-awareness, and endless cocaine (those things a probably completely unrelated). Eddie Murphy was the biggest name in comedy, he could do no wrong! He was hanging out with Rick James! (more…)
Oh man, I love the Whitest Kids U’Know, but I didn’t even know about their new season until last night. Thankfully, the entire thing is streaming on Netflix. I’ve only watched the first episode so far, but this really stood out. I love this sketch so much. I can’t stop singing Sex Robot Sex Robot in my head. I just want to be a Sex Robot so bad. Check it out:
Anyone who dresses up as the Sex Robot for Halloween automatically gets 50 bajillion awesome points. Seriously, I will worship them.
Thank you, WKUK, you’ve stuck gold once again.
